Hell in a box

Hell in a box

Which box? 

That one!

We're very excited, and somewhat surprised, that we managed to jam that much Hell into such a reasonably sized box.

But don't let the size fool you. Like a Goblin assassin, it's coiled up and ready to strike fear in the most previously fearless adventurers.*

Grab it while it's hot. And it being from Hell, it is. Always.

I'll stop now.

 

Yours,

Supreme Marketing Goblin

 

* Completely unlike all those Goblins you slaughtered to make second level. And while we're on the subject, anything you'd like to tell their families? I'll wait.